Hashers born in 1958 - Hidden Flagon     

Hare: SEEDLESS
Venue: Post apocalyptic wasteland in the Hi Vis super suburb of Wanniassa

Surprisingly,  most of the pack found the run site, despite the cryptic directions supplied by SEEDLESS.  We gathered at Camp Monash in the middle of a bunch of ex army demountables, were introduced to the visitors and returnees and given a chalk talk by SEEDLESS and sent on our way.

Off trotted the runners and the Walkers, Wankers and Wounded pack. And a new pack; the fast Walkers. Through the suburbs of Wanniassa, Monash and Isabella. Through the green belts, housing and massive storm drains. Past rusting Holdens, dilapidated children's play houses and patchy lawns. Remnants of hi vis vests stuck in the gutters of hot empty streets.

The walkers were the first to the drink stop. There was much consternation and gnashing of teeth when they discovered no car, no drinks and no chips. And then, instant relief when the light truck came whizzing around the corner. 5 minutes later the runners arrived and then, the "new" pack, the fast walkers. A nice drink of rum, ginger and lemonade and grouse lamb and mint chips.

A breathless ANKLE BITER was asked to do the run report and told us how he has dropped the ball on cardio over the 7 weeks of the summer holidays. He related how trail was cunningly laid and then informed everybody that he would have to cease his trail report due to lack of breath.

INCIDER told us how we traipsed through dodgy suburbs, had a few near misses with the "Tradie Traffic"

We welcomed JUST LOLA, ANKLE BITER, QUEEEN LATRINE, INCIDER, SEX ED and MUSSELS FROM BRUSSELS

- The RA charged INFALLABLE for his xmas run of 1999. An event that just keeps on giving.
- SCARLETT was charged for not shortcutting and staying on trail
- QL for inappropriate stretching at the drink stop
- TRASH was charged for being on the phone in the circle. Revenge on EGO will be long and sweet
- QL, SCARLETT, JUST LOLA and GERBILS were charged with racism
- HIDDEN FLAGON sprained his ankle, used ice out of the bucket, finished with the ice and returned it to the bucket, apparently that's bad!!!
- SCARLETT was caught marking his territory. As was GERBILs, but that was less voluntary
- AB hated the fact that QL woke him up at 0630 Monday morning by not tapping him on the shoulder
- WEATHERMAN made alcohol available to a 14 year old and will now go to prison, drop the soap in the shower and be reamed in the bottom by "Mr Big"
- All Scotsmen were invited into the circle.
- POP TART attempted to give away the dummy spit award but there was no one in the circle more angry than her. (and there probably never will be)
- FRB = QL
- GERBILS 599, KWINE 39, WEATERMAN 375, POOSHOOTER 419, MIXO 999999999999999899999
- COTW went to WEATHERMAN for doing a cracking job with the ice this week.
 
And remember "The truth is out there" but you won't find it in the Hash Trash !!!